Tomorrow’s Fact

Beggar : Sir, please give me one dollar.
Gentleman : Come tomorrow.
Beggar : Around $ 10,000 are due in this area for this tomorrow’s fact.

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Cause of Misery.

Help seeker : Please give me some soney.
Help provider : Okay, take this money , buy something to eat from the shop. However, what is the cause behind your misery?
Help seeker : I was also like you. I used to give money to whoever would beg for.

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My Girlfriend Brought Me Down To This Path – Funny Beggar Jokes

Beggar : Sir, please give me 2 bucks …. I’ll take a cup of tea.
Gentleman : You’re alone, at least two cups of tea will be available at 2 bucks.
Beggar : Actually, I am not alone. My girlfriend will also take tea with me.
Gentleman :  Wow! Not a single penny in your pocket, live by begging, yet have got a girlfriend !!
Beggar : No, sir. The girlfriend was with me beforehand. It’s she who got me down to this path.

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