A few days ago, a beautiful girl asked me if I wanted to see a movie…
She asked, “What would you like to see?”
I said, “You pick”.
She said, “You pick”.
I said, “I don’t care, you pick”.
She said, “Sir, there are other people waiting in line to buy tickets.”
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Mr. Donald is a big miser. One day his friend Mr. Pence appeared in his house.
Pence: Donald, I’ve come to your house, won’t you feed me anything?
Donald: Tell me what do you want to eat, cold or hot?
Pence: Bring them. I’ll drink both.
Donald screamed: Where are you, Alfred? Fetch a glass of cold water from the refrigerator and a glass of hot water from the oven!
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TV Reporter : Excuse me, may I take an interview of you?
Man : Yes!
TV Reporter : Name?
Man : Aaron S Benjamin.
TV Reporter : Sex?
Man : Four to six times a week.
TV Reporter : No, no! I mean male or female?
Man : Yes, male, female… sometimes camel.
TV Reporter : Holy cow!
Man : Yes, cow, sheep… animals in general.
TV Reporter : But isn’t that hostile?
Man : Yes, horse style, dog style, any style.
TV Reporter : Oh dear!
Man : No, no deer. Deer runs too fast. Hard to catch.
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