Manager : Hello, whom do you want ….. Mr. Robin ? He has gone for launch with his wife.
Mrs. Robin : Is it ? Please tell him that his private secretary made him a phone call !
The post Phone Call of the Private Secretary. appeared first on Funny Jokes of The Day.
Two friends have gone for hunting in a forest. Suddenly they saw a footprint of a tiger. One friend whispered to other, ” Go forward to see where the tiger has gone and I’m going to the backward to see from where the tiger has come.”
The post Footprint of Tiger . appeared first on Funny Jokes of The Day.
Three fathers are talking about their sons career….
1st Father : My son is doing well in his business and has earned a lot of properties and money. He earned as much as he has gifted a house to one of his friend in the last month.
2nd Father : My son also earned a lot by doing business. He also gifted an expensive hotel suit to one of his friend in the last month.
3rd Father : Although my son is not a business man , he has earned a huge and is in a good position in his career. Also the income and earning is so good that he gifted a Jaguar car to one of his friend.
Meanwhile another friend of these three fathers has presented on there. The three fathers asked their friend about his son’s career.
4th Father : (Angrily said) Please don’t ask about that scoundrel . He has destroyed my honor. He is a gay.. but the income and earnings are not bad. In the last month he has being a owner of a house, a Presidential suit and a Jaguar car !
The post The Income and Earnings are not Bad ! appeared first on Funny Jokes of The Day.
In a restaurant a customer is drinking tea….
Customer : Hey waiter, why the dead fly is in the bottom of my cup.
Waiter : I think the fly don’t know how to swim !
The post Why the Dead Fly is in The Cup ? appeared first on Funny Jokes of The Day.
Customer : Hey waiter ! Look the condition of this chicken roast, there’s nothing more than skin and bone in it.
Waiter : Yes Sir, we always remove the feathers first.
The post The Condition of the Chicken Roast. appeared first on Funny Jokes of The Day.
Customer : Waiter, why are the kebabs are looking small nowadays ?
Waiter : Sir, please don’t mind. This your optical illusion. Since we enlarge our restaurant, everything looks small in the eyes.
The post The Kebabs are Looking Small . appeared first on Funny Jokes of The Day.
Waiter : Sir, how is the food of our restaurant ?
Customer : Good, delicious like lip licking, but… .
Waiter : But, what Sir ?
Customer : But, after receiving the bill, it is lip biting !
The post Lip Licking and Lip Biting. appeared first on Funny Jokes of The Day.
Doctor : Now tell me, what is your problem ?
Patient : I’m worried about my future.
Doctor : I’ll cure you within one year. You’ve to pay $100 in every month as fees.
Patient : Ok, now your future has assured, but what’s about mine…. ?
The post Doctor, I’m Worried about my future . appeared first on Funny Jokes of The Day.
Question : Which is More Harder Than the Diamond ?
Answer : Try to pay the bill for this .
The post Which is More Harder Than Diamond ? appeared first on Funny Jokes of The Day.
