Spelling Quiz in a Classroom After Vacation – Racist Jokes.

Teacher : Ethan, what did you do during recess?
Ethan : I played in the sand box with Olivia.
Teacher : Wow! If you can spell ‘sand’ on the board, you get a chocolate!
Ethan does and gets his reward.

Teacher : Olivia, what did you do during recess?
Olivia : I played in the sand box with Ethan.
Teacher : That’s great! If you can spell ‘box’ on the board, you get a chocolate!”
Ethan does and gets a chocolate.

Teacher : Jalal, what did you do during recess?
Jalal : I tried to play with Olivia and Ethan, but they just threw rocks at me!
Teacher : Oh my! That sounds like blatant racial discrimination. If you can spell ‘blatant racial discrimination’ on the board, you get a chocolate!

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Code Word of a Husband and Wife.

A newly married couple set a code word ‘Washing Machine’ for sex. In one night the husband said,”Washing Machine”. Wife replied,”Not tonight sweetheart, I’ve an headache today.” Half an hour passed and the wife felt guilty, so she said,”Washing Machine”. The husband replied,”Too late, it was only a small load so I decided to do it by hand!”

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